Warning - Slightly Inappropriate

The other day I had just gotten out of the shower and was sitting on the chair putting lotion on my legs (without any clothes on). Avrie was sitting right next to me when the following took place:

Avrie: Grabbing my boob. Wha's dis mama?

A million things run through my head. She repeats EVERYTHING we say right now. Answer carefully. I decide to tell the truth.

Me: Smiling, trying not to laugh. It's mommy's booby.

Avrie: It's mommy's boodie? All of the sudden grabs the other one the same way. Wha's dis mommy?

Me: Laughing so hard I can barely answer her. It's mommy's other booby.

Avrie: With a big smile. Mommy's boodie's funny.

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CHRISTMAS MORNING

This year was a fun Christmas. Avrie still doesn't quite understand what's going on, but she does like getting presents. She had opened a few presents like some babies and a coloring book. She pulled the crayons out of her stocking and started opening them. When she got some of the paper off she let out a huge GASP and said,

"COOL! A BOX!!!"

We could not stop laughing about it all day.
Boston also enjoyed unwrapping presents and then trying to chew on the paper. Who needs presents when you have colorful, crinkly wrapping paper to keep you entertained?